“Oops, Sorry”

Hey guys, I haven’t seen you in a while. Anyway, let’s get rolling. So, I’m going to talk about mistakes. Now, there are big mistake like accidentally blowing up the whole world, there little mistakes like making a typo, and then there’s about five thousand other different kinds in between. Now, in my life the most annoying and embarrassing are the kind where you try to do something cool or funny and you end up messing something up. For instance, in P.E. a while back they taught us how to play volleyball. We were all sitting and one guy was standing. The coach bumps the ball as a demonstration and the ball goes near the guy who’s standing. So, the guy who’s standing picks up the ball and while trying to cool and awesome, he bumps the ball to the coach. To bad that the ball goes nowhere near the coach and hit’s someone in the head and we all start yelling at him. Try not to feel pity for the guy because he’s really annoying and he just hit someone in the head with a volleyball, so enough. So, I guess I’m done. Anyway, Live long and prosper. Meiergreen

Things that are supposed to happen but don’t.

As you can probably tell from the title, this post is going to be about thing that are supposed to happen but don’t. For instance, in my class during lunchtime there are three sports that everybody wants to play. The three sports are football, soccor, and capture the flag. Of course the yard isn’t large enough to play all of those sports so we have to agree on only one. So we have to rotate different games every day. Sadly that doesn’t happen. It doesn’t happen because everybody wants to play capture the flag and the days were supposed to play the other games everybody leaves leaving us wit around five people. I’m not going to talk about this all day but I’m also going to talk about people cheating on stuff. I don’t mean like stealing money in monopoly, I mean like cheating on a diet or ritual. I know that some of the people reading this post are on a diet, and I know that some people reading this post are cheating on their diet, possibly right now, Dun, Dun, Dun. I also mean people who are trying to quit smoking or drinking but that’s not going to happen if you keep cheating. Anyway, I’m in to much of a happy mood to talk like a therapist right now so I think I’m am going to stop now. Live long and prosper. Meiergreen.

Uh What?

You know, sometimes people just say things that make no sense what so ever. Like me and my friend tell jokes basically all the time and one of my friends makes the most stupidest jokes in the world. Most of the time I don’t even know what he’s talking about. Also, my teacher is really weird. One as a class assignment we had to wright a feature article, and she edited it and she said that the ending made no sense even it made absolute perfect sense. Sorry, sorry, I have been trying to cut back on the complaining, and I know that I’m complaining right now. Even thought sometimes I sound like a grumpy old man who’s really funny I’m still going to try to cut down on the complaining. But, sometimes people say things by accident that make no sense and are also really funny. Ha, ha I can already tell that I’m cutting down on the complaining. Anyway, people say things that they said by mistake and are really funny. Also sometimes people say the right thing but it sounds like something else. Like my teacher, not the one who makes no sense, has an accent and when she says sit is sounds like something else, ha, ha, ha. I know, I know I’m sounding like complete boy right now LOL. Ha, I actually never have said, “OMG” and I said, “did you really just say OMG?” I’m sorry what was I talking about. Well, I forgot so I’m just going to call it a day. Live long and prosper. Meiergreen.

Annoying Much?

People are annoying. Don’t get me wrong, not everybody’s annoying, but some people get on my nerves. Some people are just annoying, but there are other types of annoying people like goody-goodies, braggers, or weirdies. Some people aren’t annoying but sometimes do stuff that’s annoying. Like when my teacher asks us how far we are to done with something people put their hands sidewise and shake them to mean their almost done. I can’t tell you exactly what they do because it’s too hard to describe. Also, when we play capture the flag or any other game at the yard, people always accuse other people of cheating. No, I don’t mean usually, I mean always, and it’s always the same people. But, to be more specific, there two really annoying people in my class. If you read my very first post you would know who those people are. Those people annoy the hell out of me. Well that’s the end of my post. Live long and prosper. MeierGreen.

Scandals and Jokes.

By the way this post is not going to be like tmz or some stupid magazine. I am just going to talk about crap you already know. First on the list, what’s the hell with Kanye West. I can’t believe he stopped Taylor Swift’s speech to say that Beyonce should have been on. Like, what the hell was that. Also, I’m glad that Obama called Kanye West a jackass. Out of all people Obama calls him a jackass. Anyway, I feel like combining two posts into one. So I’m going to talk about jokes. Some of them are funny, some stupid, some raunchy, some just plain mean. One that I think is funny and mean is this “You’re so ugly a plumber’s crack says damn what happened to this guy?” Another one that is also funny and mean is “Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty what the hell happened to you?” HaHaHa. LOL. Crap My Pants! That was hilarious. Anyway that was all for today. Live Long and Prosper. MeierGreen.

Little Tykes

I know what you’re thinking, but this post is now gonna be about toys or diapers or whatever the hell the little tykes company makes. No, this is going to be about little children. I don’t mean babies, and I don’t mean like 10 year olds. I’m talking about children the ages 4-6. I mean they are very rude and annoying. Every time they eat they eat insanely loud. Does anybody remember what it was like in that time period. It is easier for me to remember because I’m in the 5th grade. In my school we would have a yearly jog-a-thon, and when I was that age, all of the kids would say they ran 20 or 30 or 40 laps which I now know that that is a complete lie. I also remember us saying that if they give you their pudding or fruit roll up they would give you money in return. Now that was a complete lie. Also, not that long ago me and my friends where sitting around and talking and I was rolling around a basketball on the ground. When out of nowhere some 5 year old just takes the basketball and says”Your not using it.”  So I just say ok in a sarcastic and annoyed manner. Well, thats my post. Live long and prosper. MeierGreen.

Mini donuts and writing a blog

Hello. I was forced to right this blog by my mother. Well, not really forced, just I could only have a mini donut if I wrote this blog. So here it is. It is 6:30 in the 28 of april, and I had just made some frozen pancakes for breakfast. I woke up early so I could do some homework that I hadn’t finished the day before, and I am CRAVING some mini donuts. So, I ask my mother “Can I have a mini donut, I already ate some pancakes?” and then she says ” Have some protein and then you can have a mini donut,”. I then suddenly ask “Can you get a cup of chocolate milk for me?”, she then tells me “Who do you think I am?” so I then go over to the kitchen and pour myself a glass of chocolate milk. I drink slowly because my throat was kind of soar that day. I come back to my mother and ask her about that mini donut. She then says “How about this, you make a blog and then you can have a mini donut. I agree to that compromise, and even I am writing this blog I still haven’t got my mini donut. I have just been informed, while writing this blog, that if this blog is good enough, I get two mini donuts. So, that is how this blog got meant to be. Meiergreen

TV-sharing predicaments

Hello, there. In this post I am going to talk about my predicament. Now, before I tell you what my predicament is you will need to know some things about me. I am obsessed with video games. My two favorites are Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 and Team Fortress 2. My predicament is that my family has one TV. I know that some people don’t have even one TV and I probably sound like a spoiled brat, but like I said before, I am obsessed with video games. Thank god my parents like what they like or I would be rotting in a corner. The reason its good is because my mom likes to watch Battlestar Galactica which I like but not as much as video games. My dad likes to watch basketball which I like but not as much as video games. The reason that this is a big problem is what my sister likes. She likes to watch everything that I don’t. She likes to watch Oprah, What NoT To Wear, Gilmore Girls, and Totally Spies. If you can’t tell I’m saying that I do not like those shows. Even if you do. I don’t. I like The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, Friends, and Smallville. Luckily, I have come up with a plan to help my little problem. I am going to teach my family how to play my video games. The problem with my plan is that I don’t know if they like my games or not. I have more hope for my parents because my sister doesn’t like the nature of the games. My parents on the other hand are willing to learn how to play, just don’t have the time. I am hoping that later today (which is Sunday, May 2, 2010) I can teach my father to play my games. Anyway that pretty sums up my problem, so live long and prosper. OH DEAR GOD I’m becoming a treckie!!!

The Bird is the Word

I know that my titles usually give you a general description of what my post is about, but some people might not know what I’m talking today. If there are family guy fans that see this post then they will know what I’m talking about. If you have seen family guy you probably know peter’s favorite “Surfing Bird.” Practically everybody in my class watches family guy, so everybody in my class sings the song. Even I sing it a lot but several times, like a d-bag, I sing it just so people know I’m cool and that I watch family guy. Several times me and my friends just talk after school and sing “Surfing Bird” together. Well that was my post and a short one at that. Live long and prosper.

School demons

I am in 5th grade and life is good. I got good friends a good family and good video games. But sadly just like everybody else out there I still have demons in my life. To be more specific 3 demons. Two of them are in my class. They are my enemies, well they’re basically everybody’s enemies. No, not bullies, in fact if they try to pick a fight about half the class, they will get pumbled. The reason I hate them is because they are extremely annoying. They are so annoying that sometimes I just want to punch their FRICKING face off. Now the 3rd one is not in my class but he is in my school. He is our principle. He’s not one of those super mean ones you see in the movies. He is depriving the older kids of their riches. He said that they didn’t have enough money to get everybody computers, even though he got 3rd and 4th graders NEW computers, we all now have to share computers. In fact he’s creating these stupid charity events where he’s losing more money than he’s getting and now the 6th graders have a crappy colmanation! So, when the weekend is over I am going to avoid those 3 people, as mush as possible! Meiergreen